November 4, 2022

Mulch'oween 2022

Our neighbors down the street are celebrating their 3 year mulch-aversary. The mound was dropped off in their driveway years ago, and they've never done anything with it. After the first year a local realtor asked them to at least clear the sidewalk. It's insane. Over time they've added to it, topping it with old strollers and broken office furniture. It is an eyesore.

Anyhoo, I drove past their house the other day and saw that they'd decorated it for Halloween, even adding a shovel. I want to say "PICK UP THE SHOVEL AND DISTRIBUTE THE MULCH ON YOUR PROPERTY!!"

But I don't.

Happy Belated Halloween. Or make that Mulch'oween.




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