Showing posts with label poo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poo. Show all posts

August 12, 2024

And Now We Wait

I just handed mrguy what, in my family, we would call "the bomb" -- a laxative. It was a recipe given to us at his first chemo appointment by the nurse who I'll call "mr practical". He gave us *all* of the wisdom about what it's like to do chemo, what to expect, and how to summon reluctant poops.

I made his magic potion for mrguy: 8oz prune juice and 1 tablespoon butter, sipped over 10 minutes time. It's supposed to make it happen within 4 hours. Fingers crossed, because he has eye surgery on Wednesday and needs to be flowing freely for that.

On flipside of this situation -- last Sunday I had a cramp in my abdomen in the night. I went to the bathroom and did my business and suddenly I couldn't stop. It was like colonoscopy prep, but I also felt like I was losing consciousness. So scary. I was unable to leave the bathroom, so I didn't. After an hour it stopped and I went back to bed. I feel fine now, and I talked to a doctor and had some labs done and they came out ok. I do have to wonder whether it was an appendicitis attack. The pain was right in that quadrant of my abdomen. I have a regularly scheduled appt with gastroenterology this week, so we'll discuss it then.

This concludes the meeting of the lower intestine subcommittee of the guy family corporation.

Update: by 9:46 the issue was resolved.

April 20, 2024

Not Today

We think that mrguy will be released tomorrow. Yay!

In the spirit of full disclosure, he had a crazy poo this morning and because he had the crazy poo the nurses said that they wanted to have him produce another one so they could test it for bugs.

This has happened to him more than once while hospitalized, and with the same result. He had been crapping his little heart out and they wanted to make sure that he didn't have an infection prior to his doing chemo, so they admitted him and tested the poo for every bug I've ever heard of. 

As in that case, when mrguy finally produced his poo after lunch today they took one look at it and pronounced it magnificent. It was of such fine shape and consistency that they could eyeball it and tell that he was not ill.

I think it was too late in the day for them to release him, so he comes home tomorrow.

May his colloidal waste continue to be firm.