Verb. It's A Noun.

Yesterday was magnificent. I went shopping at Canned Food Warehouse, and it did not disappoint. The people who once brought me HammerMan Toothpaste have now done something that was previously thought undoable. 

They have made verb into a noun. A proper noun.

How did this product make it to market? Howwwwww? I took this photo just because of the name, and it was only when I went to add it to this here post that I noticed the full-throated absurdity of the product. It's definitely for nerds. First...Verb. Second, it is a cookie dough flavored energy bar. Third, it's caffeinated. If only it were Captain Crunch-flavored. Then you'd have everything. Wow.

Plus Sauerfrau. 

The squeezable kraut for vegans who hate women and are too lazy to open a jar:

Squeezable

Non GMO

Bavarian

Vegan

Fermented

With caraway seeds

Enjoy!