Breaking Up, Again

Why won't my ex-mechanic get the hint?

I am never coming back, X of X's Motors.

I don't care if Facebook recommends you to me or if you send me fake tax refund check that is really a fifty dollar off coupon. 

Or if you send me a mass email that begging me to come in and tell you why I am not your customer and offer me a"FREE key ring Flashlight. This is not one of those weak one bulb lights, but a small bright 2LED light."

NOT

COMING

BACK, Dude. My Toyota dealership is corporate but really nice. Never costs much. Never embarrasses me by leaving a robocall suggesting that I come in for a seminar on how ladies can explain themselves better to mechanics.

X, as I've said in the past, we are through.