I have what you no longer have.
I have the power of Lisa Rinna.
You see, we have a fitness challenge in the department. We have factory-issued pedometers, and we're counting up those steps. The goal is to get ourselves up to 10,000 steps per day by the end of the six weeks. We get extra points for doing the weekly challenges. There will be some tasty prize for the winner.
It's all rather funny. It's frustrating when the pedometers sometimes reset themselves and you lose your points. On the lighter side, you get points where none should be gotten, like in the restroom and the car. It all evens out.
My personal goal is not to dishonor the team by being in last place.
How will I do this? I will spend quality time with Lisa Rinna. Her hip hop ballroom workout, to be precise.
On the free pile today at work.
The power of the free pile.