Three Best Quotes From Last Night

 I'm back at Mom's, and during the night she said these three things:

"Tough, isn't it, mister?"
"I didn't have anything important to say."
"Why am I so thirsty?"

When I told her what she'd said in her sleep she really cracked up.

"We should really start recording these things. You don't need any company when you have yourself!"

There you are.