I can't believe that I woke up and it's still true.
Yes, the potholder candidate went down in flames. But the biggest carbuncle on the flank of our city council got enough votes to last for another four years. His anti-yoga mailer (I'm not kidding), intended to harm one of the other candidates, did not work. That candidate got the most votes.
In other political news, The Sun has scrapped its "Page 3 Girl" today for Barack Obama.